Wednesday, June 28, 2017

Episode #013: The Cake is a Pi


There are aspects of this episode that do not correlate to anything "tangible"  or "real", and instead seem to take 90 degree turns in directions that do not actually exist, then head off into impossible infinities only to discover god and/or aliens sitting out there calculating the digits of cake(the cake is a pi). This material requires a minimum of a Level 2.0 non-Tangetard brain and is NSFS(Not Safe For Skerptards).

There's not much more that can be said about the discussion in this episode; mostly because we don't really understand what we were talking about. Waves and pyramids. Cake and Pi. Snakes and bros. It all fits. We think.

But seriously, just keep in mind that there are pics down below that may help you in continuing to not understand wtf we're talking about. Just remember that all we're really saying is 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884
8 therefore pyramids. 

Whole universe dispersion structure of matter. Note how "organic" or biological it looks

Zoomed in a bit on the previous image to focus on a sub-structure at the center. Keep in mind the scale here--individual galaxies are not discernable at this level, individual galactic clusters are not discernable either

Human Brain Neurons
The similarities in structure are immediately apparent to anyone with a level 2.0+ non-skerptard brain

Cymatics pattern of sand on "Chiladne plate": an iron or steel plate with a tone generator or speaker attached underneath which vibrates the plate and results in patterns like this 

Not sure why the microphone is there, but here is another cymatics pattern

Usually, higher frequencies result in more intricate patterns. The wavelengths are smaller, which allows for more detail

High resolution cymatics patterns for middle scale on a piano

This image has built-in caption. This caption was only added to say, if you are reading this one, you're doing it wrong

Another example of an early universe galaxy. You can see the rotation patterns beginning to emerge

A fuzzy image of a very distant, ancient proto-galaxy

This image is a good representation of time=space and what that means for high powered orbital astronomy

Artist's depiction of the "local bubble" 

Feynman diagrams. These have to do with predicting the results of high energy particle collisions. 

If anyone figures these out, let us know

Our own video on Cymatics DIY.

Ocean wave patterns...
(The original caption of this photo said "stealth plane", but we couldn't find it.)

And of course...... snakes

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Episode #012: Roadtrip to Volcano, Hearing Light and Seeing Sound

We start this episode with a recount of a daytrip we took to a nearby extinct volcano that we totally did not know was there even though we've lived here for decades. Usually volcanoes are pretty noticable because mountain, but this volcano is eroded flat, nothing but a small knob of igneous material remains where the volcano once stood. Still, we were excited to see it and do some geololololology.

Turns out it is entirely on private property. So we still haven't seen it. Instead, we went to McKinney Falls nearby, where we discovered an ancient dry-laid stone wall that bisected the park going directly east-west, atop a massive tounge of catastrophically deposited limestone(that in turn rested atop igneous materials, probably deposited by eruptions of the elusive mountainless volcano). Plus, evidence of massive flooding, giant oyster fossils, and creature shadows trapped in clay.

Then we got eaten by fish and started a microcult.

For the rest of the show, we discuss how to hear light and see sound, the almost total rejection of Russ' Yellowstone SuperColliding SuperVolcano Hypothesis by mainstream science, the complete rejection of Russ' Lithophonic Longhouses Low-hanging-fruit hypothesis by mainstream science, and how a steel drum is like an obelisk, but with dents.

Geological Cross Section of Pilot Knob, the extinct volcano we couldn't find

Strange stuff in the igneous boulders we found, these look like.... veins?? 

Yep. Those look like veins. Note relative-size quarter for scale. 

Looks like... a tiny footprint.... with teeth stuck in it?? Right after taking this pic, we found an abandoned shoe, so we noped outta there

The limestone shows signs of enduring severe erosional flooding at several bottleneck areas at McKinney Falls

Erosion damage is clear from overhead images; note the widespread occurrence of "potholes", holes drilled into the stone by whirlpools in torrential floods

Screenshot from a video taken in Williams Creek at the back of McKinney Falls park. 

Williams Creek: The odd layer of gray-blue clay can be clearly seen on the left


Everything above the gray layer is river sediment deposit: a mix of limestone, caliche, flint, and lots of small rounded stones....river gravel

There is naught left of them but Shadows.....SHADOWS IN THE CLAY

Weird semi-spiraling bivalve / cephalopods ??

Beneath the limestone characteristic of McKinney Falls, we discovered evidence of volcanism....pyroclastic deposit layers

Closeup of pyroclastic layers hidden beneath the limestone, note the crystalline structures

Some of the layers have a strange latticework structure

Graph of human hearing frequency range. Below the wavy line, the sounds are too quiet for us to hear them, above the line are audible sounds. 

The human visual spectrum and where it lies on the full range of the electromagnetic spectrum. 

Harmonics. Just picture these as guitar strings. The first one at the top shows the guitar string vibrating all across its length, making the Fundamental note. The next one has been touched lightly in the middle, splitting the vibration in half and silencing the fundamental, bringing out the harmonic. The next has been touched at the 1/3 spot, and so on. 

This is an absolutely awful image depicting how redshift/blueshift works. 

Sky view of Malta temples, which are very organic looking, everything is round, no sharp corners anywhere. 

Malta temple megaliths. Uncut, unworked, unfinished, yet stacked and arranged so skillfully that they still stand, 7,000 years later

Interior of one of the Maltese temples. Note the doorway on the right... all temple doors in Malta are made this way, as a hole cut through a large stone, rather than a more conventional approach with just two supports holding up a lintel stone. Haven't the faintest idea why. 

Interior shots of the Hypogeum on Malta

Hauntingly beautiful. Why did they build it? Who built it? 

Looking through another round dooway piercing a stone slab in the Hypogeum. Remember that every room in this place was found 2/3rds filled with rubble and soil that had no stratigraphy(was not layered, implying it all was deposited at once), and scattered throughout the soil were the bones of upwards of 7,000 people, all of whom had anomalous elongated skulls.

Interior diagram of the Pyramid of Khufu/Cheops(The Great Pyramid), to show how far away the subterranean chamber is from the King's Chamber

3D diagram of the Great Pyramid. Because why not. 

The Ringing Rocks of Ringing Rocks Park. Note how tightly clustered they are.... trees don't even grow between them

The infamous, slightly foreboding Black Mountain

Slopes of Black Mountain, which is obviously not a mountain but an enormous pile of granite boulders that are so similar in size they look like gravel. 

This is just incredibly strange, very difficult to explain how so many similar sized boulders came to be piled up so high in this one spot

And of course....... snakes

Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Episode #011: Annunaki, Breaking World Records, and Impossiblocks

In this episode we start off already completely distracted by Default Android Voice 001, which leads to Sitchin and aliens and Annunaki  (of course), but eventually that leads to Ba'albek which completely distracts us a second time because it has Impossiblocks. Naturally that leads to the subject of Shamanism and Tibetan monks and fakin' it till you make it and a guy in Brazil named Jon OfGod and thousands of Inca getting killed trying to move an Impossiblock 10 feet.

We discuss the Third Man Effect, the rate of world records being broken and the advent of extreme sports which (obviously) ties right back into Impossiblocks and basically solves that whole mystery.

Elementary, really.

(Tangetards please note: there are only two (2) tangents in this entire episode) 

Ba'albek platform from space
Note temple of Jupiter wing on the left, you can see the shadows of the 6 remaining columns from the south wall, which the Romans were unable to put all the way out on the southernmost edge of the platform

Six columns are all that still stands of the Roman temple of Jupiter

The still mostly-intact temple of Bacchus / Dionysius: note the tiny people at the bottoms of columns and things to get an idea of scale

Ba'albek is a sprawling confusion of ancient-to-modern stonework fragments

One of the truly immense blocks at Ba' the bottom levels of the stonework. Note difference in surfaces from the blocks above. Also, this block has square holes in it similar to the large core stones of the Temple Mount in Jerusalem

Immense blocks of the "secondary retaining wall" at Ba'albek

"Stone of the Pregnant Woman" in the Ba'albek quarry

After excavating around the Stone of the Pregnant Woman in the quarry, it was discovered to be sitting on top of two even larger blocks

Dropped Block in between Ba'albek and the quarry
Look at this for a while and try to really grasp the fact that someone was actually fucking moving this thing

Another view of the "second retaining wall", you can see where later peoples have cut into the stones to make passageways

Biggest stuff is always at the bottom at Ba'albek, note the jumbled sculpt work on some of the blocks, indicating they were recycled

"Second retaining wall" is clearly disconnected with the remainder of the platform

Note heavy weathering on lowest blocks in the foreground

Truly immense entryway into temple of Bacchus

From "Archaeological Park" in Jerusalem, here is a very large core/foundation block with characteristic square "lifting" holes

Beneath the Temple Mount, where some of the truly large original core blocks remain to this day

Close-up of Temple Mount core block surface

Petrified wood stuck in core block in Jerusalem

Egyptian stone vase made from porphyry

Made of Andesite, a very hard type of granite

Egyptian bottle made from amethyst, a gemstone not known for softness

How about Holy Shit
P.S. Why is Russ even in this comic? He doesn't say anything or do anything